Posted Sat, 01/23/2010 - 20:26 by jeek
Posted Thu, 01/14/2010 - 01:26 by jeek
"Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body.
Posted Fri, 01/01/2010 - 09:17 by jeek
REN (relaxing in bathtub) Ahhhhhhhh. (looks around guiltily as suspicious bubbles appear in bathwater)
STIMPY I'll turn off the gravity. It'll help you relax.
REN What a pal. Ahhh. This is the good life. Just relax... and let my mind drift.
(Ren and water float out of the tub together) Yeahhhh. I'll just relax, and think pleasant thoughts... Chicken pot pie!... Chocolate-covered raisins!... Ehh... Glazed ham!...
Posted Sat, 12/19/2009 - 19:51 by jeek
Warning, this post contains spoilers from Dexter.
Posted Tue, 12/15/2009 - 18:54 by jeek
If you watch the Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a movie about a midget who finds a cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the trilogy walking home.
Posted Tue, 12/15/2009 - 18:47 by jeek
Posted Tue, 12/15/2009 - 14:25 by jeek
http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...
"The cockfights (GET IT?!) are what keep the species going. Since flatworms are hermaphrodites, when two of them happen to meet they'll get erections, open their mouths and start stabbing until someone is either pregnant or dead. It's strangely mesmerizing. Seriously, we could watch these videos all day."
Posted Mon, 12/14/2009 - 23:10 by jeek
The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.
Posted Mon, 12/14/2009 - 19:24 by jeek
Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Posted Mon, 12/14/2009 - 19:10 by jeek
The best way to become boring is to say everything.
Posted Mon, 12/14/2009 - 19:09 by jeek
It is only by not trusting that you turn someone into a liar.
Posted Mon, 12/14/2009 - 18:45 by jeek
My daughter is awesome.
My grandma sent her a Wal-mart gift card for Christmas.
jeek: "Hey, Lexi! You have your own money card! Yay!"
Lexi: "Hey daddy, let's get PIZZA!"
Lexi: "Pizza, daddy! I have money and I want it!"
I'm such a great example to my child.
Posted Mon, 12/14/2009 - 16:06 by jeek
Yes
25% (2 votes)
No
38% (3 votes)
I couldn't care less
38% (3 votes)
Total votes: 8
Posted Sun, 12/13/2009 - 21:53 by jeek
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
