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I am Red/Blue

Space Madness

 REN (relaxing in bathtub) Ahhhhhhhh. (looks around guiltily as suspicious bubbles appear in bathwater)

 

STIMPY I'll turn off the gravity. It'll help you relax.

REN What a pal. Ahhh. This is the good life. Just relax... and let my mind drift.

(Ren and water float out of the tub together) Yeahhhh. I'll just relax, and think pleasant thoughts... Chicken pot pie!... Chocolate-covered raisins!... Ehh... Glazed ham!...

Ranting about Dexter (Spoilers)

Warning, this post contains spoilers from Dexter.

Enormous Penis

My daughter is awesome

My daughter is awesome.

My grandma sent her a Wal-mart gift card for Christmas.

jeek: "Hey, Lexi! You have your own money card! Yay!"
Lexi: "Hey daddy, let's get PIZZA!"
Lexi: "Pizza, daddy! I have money and I want it!"

I'm such a great example to my child.

Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.